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One of my favorites

You successfully casted Die Grimmy die.
You hit Grim Reaper (19,92) for 80200 HP and killed it. (Overcharge)
You gained 5 xp. (1 + 4 xp bonus, Rage, Storm, Demi-Rage)
You gained 4152 casting exp. (x2 Mage Class Bonus)

My 50% spells, that I like to hunt with. One of each category, of course...
You successfully casted off the chains and lowers the lights.
You successfully casted out two sparks and blows a kiss.
You successfully casted the Spear of Longinus.
You successfully casted open her cloak and pulls out a frozen rose.
You successfully casted her hands into the air and shakes her hips.
You successfully casted aside the sands of time.
You successfully casted aside her clothes and leaps into the hot tub.

Healing Spell:
You successfully casted her inhibitions and clothing to the wind.

My simple retal spell:
You successfully casted out a watery demise.

And my area healing spell:
You successfully casted aside her cloak and bellydances through the crowd.


I'm rather fond of my spells, and rewrite them often. On a rare occasion, I'll change up the names, but my spells are tailored to my character and her eccentricities.

i think of strange names using CAPITAL LETTERS

i.e

BOOM
FISHY
WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID YOU NEED TO DIE FASTER
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT
HOLY COWS
INDESCRIBABLY HORRIBLE SPELL
SQUIRRELLY WRATH
dark banashing

I was saving that for Rodimus but in his absense I don't see why not ...

Robot Ruck
Dare
Youve got the Touch (healing)
Youve got the Tush (healing)

My Shadow Mage alt VapourMonkey has
"Summons a crowd of monkeys to pee on you from the trees"
as retal.

And my miner has
"My equipment is twice as wise as I am"
as retal.

And my main mage has
"Pick their pockets when they are dead"
as a 98% cast square spell to combine with quickgrab when drophunting from smaller creatures.

Akke's Aroma Asphyxiating You
Bachman Turner Overdrive
Caution to the Wind
Doubts about your sexuality
Emu Slayer
Haemorrhoid of Doom
Im Tree
Laying of Hands
Light Fantastic
Octarine Blaze
A furtive glance in your direction
Teridia Pests
The Colour of Magic
Turn Cartwheels Across the Floor
You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet

Several of these play upon the phrasing when you cast the spell.

holy: praise the lord and pass the ammunition
ice: ice ice baby
lightning: onepointtwentyonejiggawatts <- that one is in honour of insat's...he kills my miner with it...one day I'll kill HIM with it.
dark: dead girl by the side of the road
fire: forzarre <- jim butcher ftw

my healing spell:

lightning: orgasmatron <- seriously? ever tried one of those forked thingies? head massage of doom.

Usually I just go with my current wisdom for the spell name, but I have some ones that stay around.

Hellfire - Retal
Big Bang - 98% square spell
Apocalyspe - 50% square spell (dark cloud mine/smelt cleaner)

When killing the mad cows I usually knock up a spell called things like >>>
> Steak pie
> Roast beef << <etc
Other names
>> Ice Age
Baked Black
1/2 baked (50% strength, 98% cast)
Outer limits (transdim)
Bless you my Son
curse you all to hell (dark, all sq)

My favorite, You successfully casted A LONG DARK SHADOW. Kinda corny I know but I'm just a "closet mage" I bet I have one of the highest Wis. for any warrior my Lvl. though Wis.-315. Another one I like is, You successfully casted ALL THE BONES ASIDE.